MichaelTaylorI appreciate your attempt at humor. I have a friend who drives a 2007 Dodge Viper SRT-10. I have to listen to him all the time about how his car is faster than my M3. I joke with him, because I am the better driver, that we could race with me in the M3 and him in the Viper and I would win.I then tell him we could swap cars and race again, and again I would win.Most of the time a good driver can go faster in a slower car than a bad driver in a faster car.I like the humor in place of some of the kool-aid induced comments you normally make, you know the ones, '...a Lexus LS600h is faster than an R8 and Jeremy Clarkson said that the cup holders on the SC430 are higher quality than those in a BMW 750iL so therefore the ES350 is the superior luxury car to the MB S550 making the RX350 the best SUV ever, especially in front wheel drive only, because it beats the Range Rover in a rolling start acceleration test...'You get the idea, a little stab at some humor of my own.-00J